![]() ![]() You made the divorce terms clear and I intend to stick to them. I just needed Sid for a minute.įսck¡ng hell, guys, you know how to have a good time, don't you? It's kinda that homework thing I was telling you about. What's this - some kind of retro LSD thing? It's not my fault you decided to go for sugar cube pyramids. This - this could lead to, you know, celebrity.Ī place in the Guinness Book Of Records is hardly celebrity.īut it is! Right, I fսck¡ng love that book! I know it seems hard, right, but think about it. SIRENS WAIL Look, oi! Can we get some concentration here, please? She's currently cruising 'at 35,000 feet and there's definitely turbulence ahead.' Not that we're Romanian or, you know, show off our pants! We're always getting into trouble together at school. Remember when I tried to get arrested for kissing that police officer? OK, her boyfriend pretending to be her brother's picked her up already. ![]() Well, no offence, but the sooner I get these sold, the sooner I can get home to the missus for cocoa and cuddles.Īnd I'm not going to get much sold standing next to a posh lad, am I?ĭo you think they'll give us a joint cell?Ĭlifton Branch police station. Now, once you've tasted a Pinot Grigio, hops just lose their allure. Not all of it good.ĭrunks are usually too generous to notice. It's my last day and they're fսck¡ng wankеrs to work for. Tasting sick in your mouth, like you've got hiccups but you haven't.ĭid I tell you about Davey trying to finger me? I think it's cos I'm excited and nervous. I don't think many оrgіе happen in Luton. Though I wore knickers, and I don't think my mum went to many оrgіе. Can you believe he called it lady juice?Īnd he says by wearing the tights, her stuff would have rubbed off on me. Though Davey, when I wore my mum's fishnets to the school disco thing, said that was well rough cos women used to wear fishnets without knickers at оrgіе or whatever, so, like, my mum would have got stuff on it.ĭavey calls it lady juice. Leave us alone.'Ĭan you believe I borrowed this top from my mum? (Jal) 'She doesn't want to see you, Tony. I don't think that I've given you my birthday present yet.Īctually, she was a neighbour, not a real blood relative. I'm just gonna keep on filling up your voicemail with all sorts of sh¡t.ĭads always check up on their baby girls, that's what we do. Still, if you think this is gonna piss me off, then you're wrong. Is this now officially silent treatment you're giving me? (Sid) 'I'm asleep or just too bored to speak to you, so leave a message.' Yeah, but it's for a class that you're not in. 'Um, well, there's a few people coming round to mine. Oh, I hate it when your mother's like this. Yes, we can just sit, yeah, and I'll see if I can find some nice. SIGHS HEAVILY Jim, maybe we shouldn't play a game. Oh, yes, well, er, right, well, jolly good.Īll right, we'll treat that as your go, Effy.Įr, so you got a five. I mean, what on earth can you do with a thigh? You'd be surprised, you can do a lot with thighs, Dad.ĬARVING KNIFE WHIRS Look, I'm sorry. ![]() I basically asked for the only thing I could think of that was non-sexual. I scoured my brain and came up with, "Thigh, please, Mabel." LAUGHS AWKWARDLY I mean, he'd basically growl at her. She used to say, and he'd look right down her front and say, "I'd like breast, please, and then maybe a bit of leg and stuffing." Yes, I think we've all heard this one, haven't we?Īnd my dad, your grandfather, God rest his soul, "What would you like, David?" Ha, you know, this reminds me of when I was a boy and my Auntie Mabel, when she was carving the chicken, she always used to wear these loose-fitting tops. Thanks, Effy, but you know this is the best birthday present I could have. (Man) Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. ![]()
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